I was just reading the Rough Guide to England when I came across this:

[Summer exhibition, Royal Academy of Arts, London]
<<Anyone can enter paintings in any style, and the lucky winners get hung, 
in rather close proximity, and sold.>>

Man, that's brutal.

Tschau,
Enrico il Pentolaio.
-- 
"I'm not a gay pirate, I have sex with my parrot all the time! OK, that came 
out wrong."